Do you think I'm Sexy?

People ask what kind of photography I do. I tell them I am a commercial photographer. They give me a blank stare. Then I tell them my motto: "If it whines, cries or makes poopy I don't shoot it." That means no brides, babies or pets. It also means I shoot a lot of ugly product babies. These are products that are only beautiful to their inventors.. and a commercial photographer. I like subject that just sit there and don't complain they are having a bad hair day. They don't mind close scrutiny or being treated like objects. They are sexy because I make them look attractive in their own right. It takes a lot of skill to make an electronic test instrument look good enough to eat. So, do you think I'm sexy?